Every form of communication deserves an etiquette manual, if only so we can treat our fellows better, even in 140-character bites. MARGARET MASON’S 14-point guide to improved tweets. (The Thoughtful User Guide | August 15, 2008)
A recession looms at the door—before it arrives, we have an opportunity to improve our minds, bodies, and wallets. Though we may soon be denying ourselves more than pleasures, this is what we’re omitting right now. (Of Recent Note | April 30, 2008)
A gift in the mail is a joy to open—a gift every month (or less) trumps that. For those stumped on how to tie up their holiday shopping, our resident shopping expert MARGARET MASON advises you to pour yourself some ’nog, and order a few magazines. (Guides | December 20, 2007)
Robert Benchley once quipped, “The only cure for a real hangover is death.” Though ultimately true, right now there are holiday parties to attend. THE WRITERS offer solutions for the morning after. (Of Recent Note | December 13, 2007)
This is an appreciation. Our friend, writer, editor, and teacher LESLIE HARPOLD recently died. A memorial for a woman who was difficult to describe—and who couldn’t stand sentimental bullshit. (Profiles | December 18, 2006)
We have something important to discuss. Are you listening? Oh, seriously, will you take out your earphones? Yes, both of them. MARGARET MASON has some advice on iPod etiquette. (The Thoughtful User Guide | October 27, 2006)
San Franciscans love green space, and locals never find themselves too far from a good picnic spot. In the first of our series on city parks, MARGARET MASON visits six of her favorites. (A Walk in the Park | August 3, 2006)
It’s the last Wednesday of the month, so it’s time for another episode of what THE WRITERS have recently been loving: restaurants in California, television in Japan, vitamin-laced candy, and more. (Of Recent Note | May 31, 2006)
In 2006 you will remember every birthday, every tooth cleaning, every oil change and tune-up. Your mother will get flowers; you will turn your mattress; you will schedule your vacation months in advance. MARGARET MASON picks the calendars that will help. (Guides | December 19, 2005)
You enjoy the lights, you’re fond of the cocktails; you loathe the stores. Our shopping expert offers her online picks for under $30, so you can focus on making merry. (Guides | December 2, 2005)
Maybe you’re feeling especially generous, maybe you did something unforgivable, maybe you’re just loaded. Our shopping expert suggests gifts they’ll remember for years. (Guides | November 23, 2005)
You put it off again this year, and now you’re on the verge of disappointing your very own mother. You have four days to find and ship an amazing Mother’s Day gift. MARGARET MASON recommends gifts from sites that offer quick delivery. (How To | May 3, 2005)
The heart-shaped box of chocolates was sweet and the bouquet of roses was lovely, but your Valentine deserves a surprise this year. This Valentine’s Day, let Margaret Mason do your shopping for you. (Opinions | February 1, 2005)
You’re a generous sort, but you don’t have much time (or cash). Mighty Goods shopping expert Margaret Mason has 20 clever gift ideas that won’t leave you paying off your credit cards through July. (Opinions | December 16, 2004)
You’re asked to buy an expensive, ugly bridesmaid’s dress, but aren’t invited to the shower. You bought the wedding presents years ago; they’re just in your closet. Margaret Mason puts things in perspective. (How To | November 29, 2004)
A wedding invitation arrives without an RSVP card, and a bride wonders what to call a female ‘best man.’ TMN’s etiquette expert Margaret Mason helps you through I dos. (How To | October 4, 2004)
Political conventions exist for the cameras, and the cameras like to see audiences with a sea of signs. But where do all those banners come from? Margaret Mason outlines the life cycle of a rally sign. (Stories | September 15, 2004)
Of interest lately are special books, catchy songs, lovely clothes, and a slew of other wonderful items we’ve collectively enjoyed the last few weeks, and now wish to pass along for your very own summer pleasure. THE WRITERS recall and review. (Opinions | June 10, 2004)
If your guests are walking all over you, it may be that you look suspiciously like a doormat. MARGARET MASON answers a reader’s question on how to get up, dust off, and reclaim the living room. (How To | May 19, 2004)
You planned to spend the morning hammering together a shelter for the homeless, but your hangover is better suited to a cup of coffee and the Sunday paper. In the second installment of her Virtue series, Margaret Berry shows you how to get off your duff without leaving the couch. (How To | March 24, 2004)
They’re providing basic sanitation; we’re subscribing to Cooking Light. In the first installment of her series on Virtue, Margaret Berry introduces you to 10 charities that know the value of 10 bucks. (How To | February 12, 2004)
Will custom-printed cocktail napkins take this celebration to the next level? No one cares. In our wedding guide’s final installment, writer and newlywed Margaret Berry gives the you tips that count. (How To | November 25, 2003)
The bride and groom just spent hours arguing over dad’s new wife and whether she gets to sit at the head table. Now is not the time to piss them off. MARGARET MASON explains how the wedding party can stay in good graces. (How To | September 8, 2003)
You’ve got one chance here, don’t flub it. In the second part of our Wedding Guide series, Margaret Berry writes the warning label for your proposal. (How To | August 5, 2003)
If you’re the couple that never fights, now’s your chance. In the first installment of our Wedding Guide, Margaret Berry asks you to vent now, or forever hold your peace. (How To | May 19, 2003)
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week MARGARET BERRY provides the 12-step program for a satisfying threesome. (How To | April 3, 2003)
California photographer and author of Charlie White: Photographs discusses a world of desire, Apeneck Sweeney, and loud hungry things with gnashing teeth. (People | March 20, 2003)
If you look like you just got some, it’s sexy. If you’re dressed like you’re out to get some, it’s slutty. In the fifth part of our women’s fashion series, MARGARET MASON encourages you to ignore the distinction. (Opinions | March 20, 2003)
Where were you when the family car broke down, when you first heard about oral sex, when you chose a political party? More importantly, what were you reading? Margaret Berry shares the books that made the woman. (Stories | February 11, 2003)
Forget about your butt; consider your jewelry. (You can change it a hell of a lot faster.) MARGARET MASON adds part four to our Women’s Fashion series with a look at the history of accessories. (Opinions | January 14, 2003)
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week THE WRITERS determine once and for all the existence of Santa Claus. (How To | December 20, 2002)
In the third installment of our Women’s Fashion series, MARGARET MASON wonders why hats ever fell out of favor. After all, if you choose your headgear well, no one will notice what else you’re wearing. (Opinions | December 10, 2002)
MARGARET MASON returns with our second installation in the Women’s Fashion Series. This week, black is slimming, but orange is fun. To hell with neutrals, we want to see more cha-cha in your wardrobe. (Opinions | November 14, 2002)
Forget about trends for a moment and focus on good taste. MARGARET MASON kicks off our series with what you need: the a-line skirt, the peacoat, the little black dress. (Opinions | October 28, 2002)
Continuing with her series on etiquette, Margaret Berry explains why you can’t ask your wedding guests to pay for your mortgage, or their own drinks. (Opinions | September 30, 2002)
Why is that woman next to you gasping? Oh, dear. You seem to be stepping on her toes. You didn’t even notice, did you? Well, do move a bit to the right, and let Margaret Berry explain how you got there. (Opinions | September 4, 2002)
Continuing her series, Margaret Berry returns with advice on relationships: how to call, coo, cuddle, and compete, all by adhering to a decent code of conduct. (Opinions | August 12, 2002)
You may think that etiquette doesn’t matter, that grapefruit spoons are for sissies and no one should hold the door anymore. Think again, jerk. Margaret Berry weighs in with her first of a four-part series on being polite. (Opinions | July 30, 2002)
Four TMN writers get their paws on something and give their reviews. This time it’s an album from Chicago band Exo, selected by Kevin Guilfoile. (Opinions | July 16, 2002)
A village that dies overnight, a town where the ground is on fire, real-life Atlantises Margaret Berry collects stories about normal towns where strange things happen. (Stories | July 11, 2002)
Shark attacks, public gaffes, ruining a prom dress: as topics for nightmares, any may cause a bad night’s sleep. But only Margaret Berry has survived them all in full daylight, with the help of a few good men. (Personalities | June 17, 2002)
Fifty years ago, men ordered Manhattans, women drank Mai Tais, and no one brought guns to school. The logic is irrefutable; MARGARET MASON urges you to drink well. (Opinions | May 21, 2002)
Every Wednesday, a group of San Francisco women meet to chat over a few glasses of wine. Margaret Berry is among them. This week they discuss the mechanics of sticking it to the man. (Stories | April 26, 2002)