A dramatic reading of a transcript of a Wasilla, Alaska City Council,
by actor Chris Schneider.
What’s most remarkable about this meeting isn’t the cartoonish
bickering about refreshments and writing instruments, nor is it that
that bickering takes up most of the time. What’s remarkable is that
despite all the other back-and-forth, the Wasilla City Council
accomplishes all of its goals and wraps up the meeting in a little
over five minutes. Of course, it’s easier to be efficient when you
have one item of new business, but considering most of the meeting is
spent on the subject of the unofficial refreshment fund, the
councilmembers deserve some credit for pulling it together.
“Other people are here for principle, and that’s what I stand on.”
In contrast, the San Francisco Board of Supervisors, where you can
have spent tens of thousands of dollars to get elected; you can
conduct your meetings with the assistance of computers and microphones
and human aides; you can adopt a formality of speech similar to all
big, (self-) important legislative bodies; and you can talk
uninterrupted for six minutes, and when your motion “dies for lack of
a second,” stomp out of the meeting like a big baby.