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    <dc:creator>MarieMutsukiMockett@allhailwomackandhiskin.com</dc:creator>
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      <title>The Game of Love [Personal Essays]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Anyone who says video games shouldn't appeal to adults, let alone women, has never flirted with General Carth Onassi. <B>MARIE MUTSUKI MOCKETT</B> explores a virtual courtship. ]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Joan Didion Crosses the Street  [New York, New York]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[For a generation of young writers, Joan Didion is more than an icon: She tells them how the world was when their parents were young. <b>V.L. HARTMANN</b> explains.]]></content:encoded>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Writer seeks pen name: something simple, nothing dippy, and preferably one that avoids implying a lawyer who savors puns. In two thousand words, <b>MIKE SMITH</b> becomes someone new.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Making the Bird [Personal Essays]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[To entertain themselves and their friends <b>ERIC FEEZELL</b> and his brother formed a band, Birdhead. Now he traces the history of "the critically acclaimed power duo from Rancho Cucamonga."]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>My First Sonogram [Personal Essays]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A television news report begets a routine doctor's appointment begets a personal health scare. <b>MICHAEL D. AYERS</b> has a near-death experience, nearly.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Tobias Wolff [Birnbaum v.]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Our man in Boston, <b>ROBERT BIRNBAUM</B> talks to Tobias Wolff about the art of revision, how writing programs are good for training skilled readers, and why Robert Olen Butler still signs stock.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Test Post [The Golem Blog]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Rather than shopping or a pottery workshop, blogging shows promise as a fun, "couple-y" activity. <b>THE GOLEM</b> writes the entry that took a thousand years.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Cloud of Atlases [Diversions]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Maps without legends may not be immediately informative, but determining what they represent is extremely fun. If you're into that kind of thing, <b>THE EDITORS</B> have a game for you.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>2009-11-05T08:44:11-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>A Common Nomenclature for Lego Families [Opinions]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Thousands of different Lego exist, yet when your seven-year-old asks for "a clippy bit," you know exactly what to hand him. <B>GILES TURNBULL</B> surveys a caucus of children.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>I Cannot Accept This Award [Spoofs &amp; Satire]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Acceptance speeches are often great for moments of hubris and disaster. For anyone soon to win a prize, <b>HUDSON HONGO</b> offers a template not to use.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>The Babysitter [Spoofs &amp; Satire]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The kids are asleep upstairs, and the sitter waits alone in a darkened house--and then the phone rings. If you think you know what happens next, think again. <B>THE WRITERS</B> finish the story.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>First Scary Movies [Of Recent Note]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[You can sleep with the closet light on, you can crawl into your parents' bed, but you can never forget your first truly frightening horror movie. Our <b>STAFF AND READERS</b> agree.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Of Recent Note</dc:subject>
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      <title>Window Shopping [New York, New York]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Never mind all that gloomy talk of falling real-estate prices. For many renters, even a heavily mortgaged apartment is the stuff of daydreams. <B>NELL BOESCHENSTEIN</B> checks the listings for her future.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Is Rapper Kanye West Dead? [Spoofs &amp; Satire]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Suspicious lyrics and other clues suggest something may be amiss among the hip-hop royalty. Collecting evidence, <b>ANDREW WOMACK</b> uncovers a familiar case.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>2009-10-27T08:33:22-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Frugal Krueger [The Non-Expert]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week, <b>THE STAFF</b> helps a reader in need of creative, recession-friendly Halloween costume ideas.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>The Non-Expert</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-10-23T08:31:07-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Beer and Loathing [Profiles]</title>
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      <description>Weekday articles from The Morning News</description>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[For agents and publishers, the Frankfurt Book Fair is publishing's biggest event: part conclave, mostly marathon, and all business. It is absolutely no place for an aspiring author, as <b>CONOR DILLON</b> discovers.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>2009-10-22T08:54:51-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Same as It Ever Was [Profiles]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Ten years ago, an anonymous screed sparked a firestorm amongst music critics and rock nerds. <b>DANIEL NESTER</b> follows up with the targets of the Rock Critical List and reassesses the finger pointing.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Profiles</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-10-20T08:43:10-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Annie Dillard and the Writing Life [Personal Essays]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Writers aren't born, they're made--from practice, reading, and a lot of caffeine. And sometimes tutelage. Novelist <b>ALEXANDER CHEE</b> recounts studying with Annie Dillard, learning lessons from a master.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Personal Essays</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-10-16T10:02:47-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The Karlsruhe Complex [Letters From Berlin]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The re-opening of a 1970s murder case this summer shocked Germans of all political stripes. <B>CLAY RISEN</B> considers how the country&#8217;s&#151;often violent&#151;leftist roots relate to its sense of self.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>How to Perform Acupuncture [The Novice]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Those who can&#8217;t do, learn how. The latest installment in our series where amateurs apprentice with experts, <B>NICOLE PASULKA</B> tries her hand at needlework.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>The Novice</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-10-13T08:37:33-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Colonel Muammar Gaddafi Has a Cold [The Non-Expert]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. This week, <b>ELIZABETH KIEM</b> consults <B>JOSEPH PATRICK</b>, an editor at the United Nations, to help translate a reader's garbled query.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>The Pleasures of Saudade [Opinions]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[A year in Lisbon teaches you more than how to select a decent vinho verde. <b>PHILIP GRAHAM</b> shares his love for a uniquely hopeful, desperate music that's missing from the usual American fare.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Your Final Lay [The Spider and the Fly]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Of the free games included with Windows, none is more treacherous than Spider Solitaire. In the final installment by <b>KEVIN DOLGIN & PASHA MALLA</b>, the master sets the apprentice free.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>The Expat's New Clothes [Letters From Mumbai]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Living in a region where you dress differently from everyone else, you begin to notice the little things. Our woman in Mumbai, <B>JIL WHEELER</B>, undergoes an education in Indian fashion.]]></content:encoded>
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      <title>Beloved Children's Books [Of Recent Note]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[With the imminent release of the <i>Where the Wild Things Are</i> movie, we're swept up in childhood literary nostalgia. Our <b>STAFF AND READERS</b> tell us what filled their tiny bookshelves.]]></content:encoded>
      <dc:subject>Of Recent Note</dc:subject>
      <dc:date>2009-10-01T09:00:59-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Adventure Capital [Spoofs &amp; Satire]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[It's risky business, this adventuring, and best not undertaken by those bereft of bravery or collateral. <b>MATTHEW BALDWIN</b> reviews a loan application.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>2009-09-30T08:57:29-05:00</dc:date>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[Home-schooling gets a bad rap from advocates of traditional education. Writer <b>COLIN NISSAN</b> defends his parents' choice to create a high school at home, including a prom.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>2009-09-28T08:23:12-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Don't Be a Statistic [Spoofs &amp; Satire]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[While H1N1 dominates the headlines, other equally worrisome conditions get lost in the panic. <b>RALPH GAMELLI</b> has tips to survive spontaneous human combustion.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>2009-09-25T08:03:54-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>The Fiery Furnaces Visit the Department of Motor Vehicles [Spoofs &amp; Satire]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The brother-sister duo's narrative inclinations take over during a license renewal. <b>MICHAEL ROTTMAN</b> waits in line.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>2009-09-24T08:12:43-05:00</dc:date>
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      <title>Goodbye to All Them [New York, New York]</title>
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      <content:encoded><![CDATA[The life of a poet in New York means recognizing the important appellations and knowing when to take the (grant) money and run. <b>DANIEL NESTER</b> recalls life before leaving.]]></content:encoded>
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      <dc:date>2009-09-23T08:42:23-05:00</dc:date>
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