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Saturday, November 7, 2009

Currently: Padgett Powell's latest makes struggling with questions look easy. http://tmne.ws/14295
about 19 hours ago
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Better Than Two in the Bush

We invited our readers to invent an idiom or proverb, and promised to emblazon it across a piece of merchandise that might ensure the phrase’s everlasting fame. The winning entry, “If a bird can’t fly, it walks,” was sent to us (and later illustrated) by the exceptionally talented Kevin Cornell, and is available now on a sticker suitable for display on the tail of your crapped-out Corolla, on the wall of your cube at your hopeless job, or above your workbench at home, where the real work is done.

If a Bird Can't Fly, It Walks

“If a Bird Can’t Fly, It Walks” Bumper Sticker
$2 USD

This vinyl sticker measures 8.5" x 2.5". To purchase, select a quantity and shipping destination below, and press “Buy Now.”

1 Sticker +  Shipping to USA/Canada (1-3 days) = $3 USD
Shipping to the Rest of the World (4-7 days) = $5 USD
Buy 5, Get 1 Free +  Shipping to USA/Canada (1-3 days) = $16 USD
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