Better Than Two in the Bush
We invited our readers to invent an idiom or proverb, and promised to emblazon it across a piece of merchandise that might ensure the phrase’s everlasting fame.
The winning entry, If a bird can’t fly, it walks, was sent to us (and later illustrated) by the exceptionally talented
Kevin Cornell, and is available now on a sticker suitable for display on the tail of your crapped-out Corolla, on the wall of your cube at your hopeless job, or above your workbench at home, where the real work is done.
TODAY’S FEATURE
Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything.
ERIC FEEZELL offers tried-and-true excuses for calling in sick to work, including examples of the maladies we can claim to hide the malady we have.
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The TMN writers share their most precious of presents.
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The tee for exasperated spellers, designed by Jennifer Daniel. Available in women’s and men’s fits.
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DIGEST
Though world leaders continually misjudge their roles and responsibilities in dealing with Afghanistan, several writers are sharing valuable insights. Nadeem Aslam is one of them.