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Friday, January 9, 2009

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Today’s Feature: “Cocktail Flu” by Eric Feezell
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TODAY’S FEATURE

Cocktail Flu

Experts answer what they know. The Non-Expert answers anything. ERIC FEEZELL offers tried-and-true excuses for calling in sick to work, including examples of the maladies we can claim to hide the malady we have.

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The Wasted Vigil

Though world leaders continually misjudge their roles and responsibilities in dealing with Afghanistan, several writers are sharing valuable insights. Nadeem Aslam is one of them.