As we continue the staffing additions around here, we are happy to announce that John Warner, the inimitable, intimidating, and intransigent writer of this lot here (and about fourteen-billion other things everywhere else), has accepted our offer (mainly store coupons) and has signed on to be a contributing writer at The Morning News. Have a look at our expanding masthead and read all about him alongside a ‘cute’ photo of his puppy dog.

Welcome aboard, John. Everyone, please take a moment to stop by his desk and give him a big ‘howdy.’