Headlines from April 3, 2007

President Bush warns Congress that holding up Iraq War funding means problems for troops as soon as mid-April.
A day after a tsunami hit the Solomon Islands, a humanitarian crisis seems to be impending.
Remember when we invaded Iraq because they sold uranium to Niger? The Washington Post does.
New Mexico approves medical marijuana use; Arizona keeps 27-year-old TB patient involuntarily quarantined.

Italy to scrap reality television next season; U.K. to put Iraq war drama on hold.
France tries to beat Japanese train speed record, gets real close, celebrates anyway.
Publicly predict a lot of hurricanes, even if you were wrong last year, and you're AP wire gold.
Op: American kids are smart to get their Holocaust history from South Park.
Take your colorblind friend with you next time you go hunting for bugs.
Barbara Ehrenreich dates the start of western malaise to 1617's missing street fair.
Jamba Juice majorly confused about their dairy.
Szmolinsky said he suspected Robert I and his fellow bunnies had been eaten by top officials. Rabbit-breeder vows no more sales to North Korea.
Exceptional cruelty to peeps documented, exceptional cuteness of Knut, the Berlin Zoo's polar bear cub, too.
Iran says U.K. sailors will be released after a delegation decides whether or not they entered Iranian waters--if they did, Iran wants an apology.
Britain turns down the international pressure on Iran; Iran stops broadcasting the sailors' "confessions."
Op: How bad have the British sailors had it? Well, unlike when we take prisoners, the Iranians haven't duct-taped their mouths, nor kept them from writing letters to their families.
McCain tours Baghdad market with an entire company of soldiers in armored Humvees, declares new security plan is working.
In a direct shot at the White House's stance on global warming, the Supreme Court rules the EPA violated the Clean Air Act by not regulating new vehicle emissions.
The effect the Court's decision will have on U.S. industry, however, is anything but certain.
Czech president: "Environmentalism is as bad as communism."
A look at the first hybrid cars, developed almost a century ago.
BP says butanol kicks ethanol's ass, though when choosing oil giants, it's hard to play favorites.
Is Greenpeace's vendetta against Apple wholly justified?
Expect all of Utah to be armed by the end of the year; Montana kills bill that would let "law-abiding people legally... brandish guns to defray potential conflicts."
Chinese manufacturing: Following pet deaths, the U.S. no longer wants imported wheat gluten; those violinists are sounding awful good, though.
Couple commits suicide after the death of their dog.
Mentally ill woman who gave her $1.8 million inheritance to her church and its parishioners says she was exploited.
Obama campaign says "no thanks" to sculpture of the candidate in robes, wearing a halo.
The Trans Am from Knight Rider is up for sale, but buyer beware: It can't go 300 mph.