 |

Gossip!
|
Celebrity sightings, hot parties, general goings-on, hoo-ha, balderdash, and whatnot! Who made out with whom? Who made last call at Luxx naked from the waist down? Who made off with my clearly marked bag of money? Find out all this and more by signing up for the Gossip! email.
Just this past weekend ROSECRANS and ANDREW fell out of a taxicab once they reached the familiar and pleasant streets of Brooklyn, NY. Who should they see but CHRISTINA RICCI?! Argument between the editors over her portrayal of Wednesday Addams turned to arm-wrestling and ear-boxing as the Hollywood vamp strode by unawares. RICCI wore a yellow t-shirt, jeans, and MARC JACOBS sandals…
And that’s just a lie! We’ll send out occasional Gossip! tidbits to a highly selective mailing list. Join the mailing list and become highly selected. (You should know that we will never sell or use your email address for anything else besides this list; hell, we won’t even know you’re on it! Knowledge being the dangerous thing it is, would you actually want us to know? I mean, come on! Whatever.)
If you have a problem with the list, feel free to email us after you’ve asked yourself (and answered in the negative), can I live without that Gossip! email from The Morning News?
So just plop your email address in the space below and wait for your first installment.
|
 |
|
 |


Editorial
Crowning the Action by Tobias Seamon
The Mnemonics of Mnailguns by Llewellyn Hinkes
The Non-Expert: Defenestrate Your Résumé! by The Non-Expert
New York, New York
The Letters of Gary Benchley, Rock Star: The Last Waltz by Gary Benchley
The Letters of Gary Benchley, Rock Star: Right Before the Tour by Gary Benchley
The Letters of Gary Benchley, Rock Star: The Commitments by Gary Benchley
Personalities
Personagem: Talking With Arto Lindsay by Patrick Ambrose
The GTA Crunk: Props from a Self-Skooled Rapologist by Pasha Malla
Peanut: Cup-a-Soup and Candy Canes (December) by Danny Gregory
Reviews
Branded for Life by John Warner
Unloading on The Matrix Reloaded by Philip Graham
Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary by Clay Risen
Stories
The Education of Elisabeth Eckleman: Back to School by Sarah Hepola
My Sporting Life by Giles Cassels
Darth Vader Made Me Cry by Matthew Baldwin

|
 |