1 April 2009: Afternoon By The Morning News — 01 Apr 2009 U.C. San Diego sends acceptance emails to 28,000 rejected applicants by mistake--later apologizes for the mixup, any emotional trauma caused. Historical examples where pranks and fakery have derailed studies, ruined lives, and misdirected entire professions. In London, Bank of England besieged by "Financial Fool's Day" protests. It's going to be bad, very bad. Joseph Stiglitz, Nobel Prize winner and former World Bank economist, explains why government stimulus is not enough. Olympics for the unemployed staged in the East Village. Chavez waxes bombastic with defense of war crimes-indicted Bashir, outrage over why court doesn't arrest Bush instead. "Your hair is really long." Rush Limbaugh's cousin writes about what it's like to have Ann Coulter over for Thanksgiving. Errol Morris again delves into the nature of photographs with a multi-part investigation of civil war ambrotypes. Neal Pollack hikes with his son. People Who Sit in the Disability Seats When I'm Standing on My Crutches.