1 August 2003 By The Morning News — 01 Aug 2003 New York's currently: a livin' thing Tipster to receive $30 million for Uday and Qusay info. Following terrorism betting futures debacle, Poindexter resigns. In-depth airline passsenger screening for determining individual security risk to begin. U.S. warships to reach Liberia by Saturday. Related: The history of the United States and Liberia. Overturned: Malaysian ruling allowing men to divorce their wives via text-messaging. Choose your own adventure with Goofus and Gallant! Recent comments about homosexual marriage notwithstanding, some (sort of) wonders: Is Bush gay? Always wanted to own Gary Coleman's costume from Buck Rogers, a funeral sarcophagus from Planet of the Apes, a Cylon costume from Battlestar Galactica? Well, look no further than here. [via vph] You're shopping at the wrong place: Visit the Brooklyn Free Store. Beautiful ASCII movies. Females don't always go after the biggest, most aggressive males, at least those females who happen to be quails and salmon. Suge Knight back to prison for ten months for punching a parking attendant. Related: Is there a hit out on Suge Knight? What to do with all that Canadian change: Put it in jars. Canadian jars.
