1 June 2011: Afternoon By The Morning News — 01 Jun 2011 Herman Cain, GOP protest candidate, starting to gain "real candidate" momentum. Leader of Navy's Blue Angels resigns over unsafe maneuver. J. Malcolm Garcia reports Mubarak's trial in Cairo. Egypt prepared an internet shut-off switch as early as 2008. Video: "Mute" button applied to New Yorkers in Prospect Park. Ralph Lauren shirts snatched up by Mexican youths who want to look like drug barons; hitmen now wear matching sneakers. Factory precision found in Taco Bell's "golden age" drive-through procedures. Revolutionary new birth control method for men coming soon from India, perhaps. Greek society as a whole is at a breaking point. Athens, home to surging unemployment, now a city of fear. Remembering when New Yorkers could dial a poem in the late '60s. New York's Pierre and Sofitel hotels to equip all maids with panic buttons after two alleged attacks in as many weeks. Possibly it was the trauma of listening to my mother call my stepfather a "horny Boy Scout." Erica Jong's daughter: prude. "The crawler," shuttler of space shuttles, is world's largest self-powered land vehicle. Calvin and Hobbes returns (to a degree) in "Hobbes and Bacon." Videos: Baseball fans catch foul balls while holding children. Peek-a-boo windows behind players at Roland-Garros are windows from ball kids' clubhouse (see also: ball kids meditating pre-match). Seven steps for authors to Kindle-proof their books.
