1 March 2002 By The Morning News — 01 Mar 2002 Secret American government in bunker. Missing seven-year-old's body identified. Hindu rioters burn Muslims in India. Cases overturned yesterday for ex-cops convicted of torturing Abner Louima. More news on Cheney's Energy-company, the EPA, and air standards going unnoticed. Adam Gopnik fears northern invasion, draws wild conclusions from scattered points. Before the recession: Insider trading in Silicon Valley. Is the recession over? Whew. So...got any hot stock tips? Porno videos: Student featured topless in cable ads for "Wild Party Girls" video wins $5 million suit against filmmakers. Porno sites: Sites devoted to people opening and setting up their new iMacs look eerily similar to adult sites. Porno tapes: Newly released tapes show Nixon favored girl-groping over boy-groping. Porno movies (okay, maybe not): Watching movies with David Sedaris. "I refuse to see anything featuring a founding member of Planet Hollywood." Alain DuCasse explains how to cook a steak. Best headline for indie rock fans concerned with Stephen Merritt's drug use, driving: "Experts Cast Doubt on Report Finding High Magnetic Fields in Volvos."
