1 March 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 01 Mar 2007 Pessimism and bad moods dump slump on world markets. Japanese whaling mothership crippled; anti-whaling nations vow to club the entire industry. Top Walter Reed officials have heard complaints about outpatient neglect for more than three years. Sleep deprivation has a particularly debilitating effect on decision-making processes that depend heavily on emotion. Government doesn't exist for Cairo's sprawling, small communities until they're too large to be ignored. How to serve boxed wine with less class; how to make lunch meat from a pig's head. National Pig Day celebrated, e.g., with 30 days of pork. Andrew Womack works through what smashing your guitar really means after a broken string. Video shows French fan handcuffing herself to Hugh Grant. Why does Stewie from The Family Guy speak in a British accent? Nerd Nite NYC is tonight at the Orchid Lounge. A jazz musician was injured Friday after jumping from a burning motor home driven by a one-time roller skating stripper from Lodi.
