1 October 2003 By The Morning News — 01 Oct 2003 New York's currently: happily not married to Nick or Jessica Justice Department initiates full criminal investigation into White House leak. Related: Why this comes at a bad time for the administration. Former professional soccer player convicted in Belgium in Al Qaeda bomb plot. He seemed most at ease when giving PowerPoint presentations of his budget plans. New Yorkers need Bloomberg to be more than a technocrat. A first in the U.S.: New Jersey makes it illegal to drive while drowsy. Aide at Guantánamo Bay is arrested in Boston for carrying classified documents. Orangutans may be extinct within the next 20 years. Survey shows that drivers spend 51 hours a year in traffic. Subway now sounding a lot better. Research shows Nazis used hospitals to kill those 'deemed physically inferior.’ A Venn diagram of weirdos, including Wiccans and vegans. Five-year-old girl makes a bong out of a Coke bottle for show-and-tell. I'm not talking about the giddy editor, or the eye-strained, proof-reading spouse, or the steadfast mother. Jeffrey Eugenides sees omens as encouragement. RIAA agrees to contact file-sharers before suing them. The State Fair of Texas: where anything is edible, and everything is fried (pickles, Oreos, candy bars, cheesecake). Israel approves controversial security fence in West Bank. Related: What is the fence? Why are you eating that?
