10 April 2003
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: slaving away for morons
With stiff Chinese and Russian opposition, U.S., France, and Britain halt efforts to confront North Korea.
Where is Saddam Hussein?
We're at war, people are being laid off every day, and you're not going to buy six swimsuits. TMN's Maggie Berry with fashion advice in today's New York Times. Related: In same section, Exploding Dog's Sam Brown outed as Hartford's Adam Culbert.
Wyoming Congresswoman Barbara Cubin says all black people are drug addicts.
NYPD to destroy database of protesters' prior political activity.
Board of Ed. bureaucrats receive door-to-door limo service, with police lights and sirens to blow red lights.
Co-ops squash New Yorkers' right to door-to-door food delivery, forcing residents downstairs to the lobby.
Concorde flights grounded for good.
College student sells hoax war story to the Oneonta Daily Star, where it ran front page.
Only in Vegas do they piss on the Berlin wall.
Catastrophic decline in ape population in Western Africa.
Playground bomb injures 20 Palestinian children.
Just in time for the 15th, the first decade of income tax cartoons.
The better the relationship any of us have with a journalist, the better the chance of that journalist picking up and reporting our messages. Torie Clarke, spinmaster for the Pentagon, credited with the idea of embedding reporters.
There are skid marks in front of the snake! Mother-in-law stories and jokes.
I think I need some space to think.
