10 December 2004 By The Morning News — 10 Dec 2004 New York's currently: growing gills Bush says no tax increase for Social Security reform, prompting privatization as a more likely option. Privatization of Social Security still doesn't solve its inherent flaw: that as baby boomers retire, there will be fewer workers to support them. Ex-Pantera guitarist murdered in on-stage nightclub shooting; motive unknown. Must be time for winter break: Harvard wants people to know it sucks and Bennington students can't keep their clothes on. Meet the real Steve Zissou: a lawyer in Queens Get CDs from the final shows of the Pixies North American tour. Bizarre, yet informative: Stop the Sores. Smart clothes for frequent travelers: plastic clasps, shank-less shoes. Scientists grow rat brain in petri dish, teach it to fly a fighter plane. Video: Ann Coulter and Tucker Carlson bash Canada, for no real reason. Election results got your holiday spirit in a dizzle? Have yourself a blue Christmas and buy only from retailers that donated to the Democratic Party. Just about everything you've ever wanted to know about the art of James Bond. Animated hobnobbery: Someone keeps stealing my letters… Printable messages to cellphone loudmouths: Shhh! (PDF) Take Our Word For It, the online word-origin magazine. See Depeche Mode remixed in video and relive the glory days of eighties British guitar-pop at Turquoise Days. Photos of Uncle Jesse doing stuff at What Would Uncle Jesse Do?
