10 January 2011: Afternoon By The Morning News — 10 Jan 2011 Chinese laborers built California's railroads; now China wants to bankroll California's high-speed trains. Sudan ought not to open a Pandora's box of African statelets wildly jumping to be set free. Naming suggestions for southern Sudan. From 1986-2005, drugs that began with the letter "z" increased by more than 400%. One in ?ve teenagers in America can't hear rustles or whispers. Death of one middle-class woman in the U.K. equals death of six prostitutes. Portuguese model suspected of offing Portuguese gossip columnist near Times Square. Op: Calm down, New York--the hardy bedbug has been sucking blood for time immemorial. Sarah Palin's Alaska canceled, rest of Alaska doing fine. Cheap editions of Fitzgerald's works planned now that his copyright's expired. Marc Maron's comedy-insider podcast praised for revealing comics' insecurity (see Robin Williams episode). Communicators and etiquette experts argue about role of "dear" in email. Video of the Sartorialist looking for pictures; The Selby's favorite pictures of interiors from 2010. Time-lapse video of nine-month-old playing demonstrates millions of new neural links forming. Stuff Expat Aid Workers Like--e.g., establishing field cred with big fancy conferences. Rule number one: Don't vomit. Interview with a KegBus driver.