10 March 2006 By The Morning News — 10 Mar 2006 New York's currently: Miami with this weather! Goodbye Dubai--vague about what it means, but clear in what it says. Guide to great alarm clocks. State department owns up to U.S.'s failings in annual human rights report. Has the Whitney found its savior in director Weinberg? Might "Day for Night" actually matter? U.S. strikes nerve after blacklisting North Korean money-laundering bank. How did 40 million Americans end up spending most of their time in tiny boxes? Dozens trapped in candlelight vigil for coal miners. Attention local Irish Catholics: Meat's allowed on St. Patrick's Day, but on Long Island you'll pay a penance. The Nation chases Harper's over an AIDS-related cliff. Odds have been updated for your ToB betting--all proceeds go to charity, and Powells might send you all the ToB's books! Google to pay advertisers $90 million for fraudulent clicks. The internet isn't complete without the most bad-ass cat ever. (You might want a video, too.) Haruki Murakami odds and ends. TMN's Todd Levin is blogging from the U.S. Comedy Arts Festival. Apple's iTunes now sells monthly video packages, starting with The Daily Show. Video: Car parallel-parks itself. A personal world map, maps based on time rather than space, map of women who changed the world. Why the recent SAT kerfluffle? Too much moisture. Swimsuits declared optional on Saturn. See also: A pearl at dusk. Le Corbusier. Sans vêtements.