10 March 2011: Afternoon By The Morning News — 10 Mar 2011 Cameroon bans Twitter, affecting almost no one while sending a message of being out of touch. Chinese journalist/blogger miffed that he, unlike Zuckerberg's dog, can't have a Facebook account. Finding sneaky, unintentional "rape-friendliness" in Times account of girl's gang rape in Texas. To find famed British type "the chalet girl," follow Ugg prints in the snow. Some "combat knitters" wear patches depicting knitting needles crossed like swords over an outline of Afghanistan. Julianne Moore to play Sarah Palin in HBO film. Today in the ToB: TMN's Rosecrans Baldwin chooses between crime and comedy. Fashion and art events hire critical pair the Bumbys to critique attendants' looks. Not just you: Seems more Americans really are bipolar. Conservative argument against trains: Europe sucks, plus the numbers don't add up. China's high-stakes pigeon market gives rise to crime perpetrated by "pigeon mafia." Detailed diatribe (with pictures) against using glue to bind books. Former Le Cirque sous-chef offers recipe for supreme pot brownies. For web geeks: Pinboard's account of the day Delicious users ran for the hills. New pictures of New Dorp, former Staten Island resort community. "Hey Jude" rendered in flow chart.