11 April 2008: Afternoon By The Morning News — 11 Apr 2008 "It's just a rock sitting out farther away." The debate over Pluto's demotion rages on. Dale Peck teams with the Heroes creator, sells "sci-fi trilogy" for $3 million. Today in piracy: Europe votes against cutting off file sharers; Somali pirates release French hostages. Another approach to declining CD sales: more concerts. (From 2006: Let's hear it for the merch.) Audio: Universities woo prospective students via personalized ad campaigns in their hometowns. We're saving a seat for you: TMN needs an intern--apply today for a guaranteed best summer ever. Parental text messaging is outstripping the growth rate among younger generations. Your mom is texting. Why people shout into cell phones, and how you may soon hear them shouting into phones on planes. Medical radio drama inspires listeners to get healthy. The Pope's personal secretary: fashion inspiration, hunky leading man (of the cloth). A visual review of the new Breeders' album says it all. Therapists claim the best sex lasts no longer than 13 minutes, no less than seven. We sincerely thank you for contribution and can assure you, you are donating to literally nothing.
