11 April 2008: Morning
By The Morning News
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Obama won't satisfy Philadelphia election operatives expecting greased palms--threats of defecting to Clinton abound.
If North Korea acknowledges nuclear activity, says U.S., economic sanctions will be eased.
"You go to a match between Poland and France, and it's just Chinese playing against each other." Welcome to the Pong Dynasty.
Controversy stoked over China's big, broad torch bodyguards.
Australian PM relieves Chinese guards of duty, entrusts the torch to police force.
"As the torch is going around the world, it is producing greater division than unity." Kenyan activist, Nobel winner pulls out of the relay.
Video: Claymation Satan stops by children's TV show, teaches about the empty void of life.
Newseum opens today in D.C., whose housing and competing attraction may feel the boon--or the brunt.
Louis Vuitton teams up with Murakami and faux street vendors for the Brooklyn Museum exhibit.
On the "Eligible-Bachelor Paradox" and how game theory predicts dinner-party seatings.
Maybe the narrator is a father, talking to his dead son, who's a ghost." Writing a perfect pop song with Colin Meloy.
I am tempted to argue that most of my $20,000 has in one way or another been spent on death.
Video: Stephen Colbert vs. the case for ridding the world of all pennies.
