11 August 2005 By The Morning News — 11 Aug 2005 New York's currently: somewhere between Connecticut and Texas New sources say early Iraq withdrawal is not going to happen, and is at least a year away. Ten in court today in London to face charges in connection to bombings. Record oil prices don't slow consumption, but how long can it last? How to stop the spread of bacteria: Use an extra set of chopsticks. Health department asks New York restaurants to stop serving trans fats. Why don't astronauts drink their own urine? "I was asked by an L.A. Times reporter, 'How do you feel about starting a riot?' I said, 'Say what?'" Forty years after the Watts riots. Muslims want sermons in English--because the majority in mosques don't understand what's being said. Putting the new food magazines to the test, in the kitchen. Disney shuts down its last hand-drawn animation team--but did not really replace them with Animatronic figures. Healthier Alpha-Bits are illegible. As communities clash with government officials over the best way to portray the famine in Niger, people are dying. Scientists discover new species of lemur, photographers discover new inspirational poster star. When colleges change their names, they draw new students. Half-Life comics will crack you up if you don't get attacked by a bullsquid first. Bill Murray's most underrated part: the roommate in Tootsie. No new feature today or tomorrow--we're away on our annual retreat.
