11 August 2010: Morning By The Morning News — 11 Aug 2010 With economic recovery slowing, Fed warns of deflation--what's Japanese for "schadenfreude?" U.S. attorneys say day care workers bribed N.Y. officials, stole millions from child care fund. In Jamaica, criminals target returning retirees, waiting until their pension checks arrive from abroad. Steven Slater's last day as a flight attendant inspires others to remember when it was quittin' time. And here's the meme: Girl quits her job on dry erase board, emails entire office. (hoax update) "The public was enormously in his corner." In 1947, a fed-up Bronx bus driver took a 1,300-mile detour. As hats return to the fashion forefront, new doffers unfamiliar with headwear etiquette offend. See also: Margaret Mason's hat advice for fashionable women. Misinterpretation of the equal sign may be behind America's poor math performance. Website lets students bet on themselves to earn money from good grades. North Korea tries to repay Czech debt with ginseng; Czechs request zinc instead. How the brain's ability to tell things apart shaped evolution. Chinese developer plans to rebuild Salvador Dalí's hometown of Cadaqués in Xiamen Bay.