11 February 2004
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: growing weary of carpenters
Kerry wins Tennessee, Virginia, Clark drops out of race.
Two car bombs in 24 hours kill over 100 in Iraq.
See Choire Sicha and Paul Ford read tonight at 7:30 in 'Worst. Sex. Ever.'
'Large' vs. 'venti': Dunkin' Donuts goes head-to-head with Starbuck's.
Queens teenager struck by train, dies, as she tried to retrieve her new cell phone from the subway tracks.
California sea lion travels 60 miles inland with bullet in its skull. (It lived.) Related: Man swims 1,000 feet, drives with shark attached to his leg. (Shark died.)
Britain allows transsexuals to get new birth certificates and marry under their new gender.
Photos from New York in the '70s.
Praising Random House for not fluffing the bassinet for The Nanny Diaries authors.
Paris Hilton hangs out with Courtney Love, Jennifer Love Hewitt dances with Dan Akroyd, and Orrin Hatch has an album coming out. Celebrating musical achievements at Grammys after-parties.
Why poodles have those haircuts.
Article by David Rees on the process of getting My New Fighting Technique is Unstoppable published.
Make your own marshmallows.
In case you weren't sure: Yes, 'Marty' on Curb Your Enthusiasm is Super Dave Osbourne from the John Byner Show, and his real name is Bob Einstein, whose brother is named Albert Einstein, who is better known as Albert Brooks.
Aphrodisiac pizza. And: SliceNY, for those who believe every pizza pie is a big turn-on high.
The use and abuse of the truffle.
Maybe you'd like to take a ride on the F train?
Which is the fake smile? The real smile?
