11 January 2006 By The Morning News — 11 Jan 2006 New York's currently: not always proud, but at least always fed How many times have we written this headline? Iran gets back to its nukes and tells the West to bug off. Those who would be DeLay have DeLay-ed before: sailing with lobbyists, selling out to lobbyists, etc. Bush may have chummed up to McCain for the press, but his plan is to ignore the torture ban and make sure prisoners can't complain. Alito talks much and says nothing, just like the blabbermouth Senators. France orders man to thaw out his dead parents; His secret might have been safer in Ohio. Do not marry someone that you don't know. Children describe what they learned from recent children's films. Scientists agree with teenagers: starting school at seven a.m. is inhumane. According to academics, "material text" is being rediscovered. When 94 percent of freshmen at a major university use Facebook, it's time for a white paper. IRS froze 120,000 refunds last year on suspicion of fraud without telling anyone. Op: The compassionate conservative's rally cry to stop factory farming. New Yorkers gasp as the 2nd Ave Deli comes down; A bit softer is the sigh when they discover they're suckers for chefs' tricks. Video: San Francisco done in Jell-O. Pollution responsible for a surprisingly high rate of hermaphroditism in polar bears. Man attempts to kill mouse in fire; mouse gets revenge by torching man's house. The gallery of regrettable food. Related: IPod-ready Levi's. Matthew Barney and Björk attempt to place a phone order with Ikea.
