11 March 2003
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: drinking much more coffee than its dentist recommends
This is an American war: Army officials to deliver warfront news from a $250,000 stage, FedEx'd from Chicago to Qatar for $47,000.
Two detectives killed on Staten Island, in an undercover gun deal gone bad.
Bloomberg invites Broadway musicians, producers to Gracie Mansion, appoints a mediator.
Hot new track, 'The Attack on Iraq,' rocks Egypt, Jordan, by Shaaban Abdel-Rahim, famous for 'I hate Israel.'
Shop at Safeway? Then why have your purchases tracked, when you could shop as a clone of Rob Cockerhams? (To join the shopping clones, go here.)
Airport screeners have seized more than 4.8M items in 13 months.
Hillbilly, a racial slur.
The history of American wrestling. Related: The history of the '60s Upper Midwest rock scene.
After having his car stolen, Senator Chuck Schumer is really pissed he has to buy a new E-ZPass tag.
Paintings by Maoko Honda.
When people are free to do as they please, they usually imitate each other.
Bookcrossing: Read a book, then leave it around for someone else to find.
Man to build 'peace-house' near Bush's ranch in Texas.
Terrible puns, lame jokes, too-clever-isms: I'd rather have bliss with two sisters than a cyst with two blisters, and other winners from the Washington Post's Style Invitational.
Peeling a carrot does not peel off the vitamins. Related: Find locally grown, organic food near you. Not related: Man shot after losing a staring contest.
Naughty food.
