11 May 2005 By The Morning News — 11 May 2005 New York's currently: breaking new ground in groundbreaking Congress OKs $82 billion for war, and officials say they may need more as early as October. Wave of suicide bombers kill more than 60 people across Iraq; continued coverage of Marine push along Syrian border. Tom Ridge admits flimsy evidence would increase colors on the terror-threat-o-meter. Ballistic Organ Syndrome manifests as a sudden, explosive discharge of one or more bodily organs at high velocity; this exit may be accompanied by some pain. A guide to eccentric diseases. The U.S.'s bad image is scaring away billions in tourism dollars. Why Mitch Hedberg was not "the next Seinfeld," and why that never mattered. Complete your Pixies collection with recordings from every night of their 2005 tour. Video: What your momma did on Mother's Day. Ha. Winner of the Bush in 30 Years contest--and a nice explanation in case you haven't been following the whole "crisis." Man packs it in at 28, moves into a Boca Raton retirement community. Very funny: I work in advertising! I have like 63 iPods! How to fold a dollar into a shirt. "Gaydar" finally discovered by scientists? No, probably not. Google, backwards.
