11 October 2006

  • Either a small plane or helicopter crashed into an Upper East Side building.
  • As though you needed another reason to plug your ears when that A train flies by, study finds NYC subway riding can result in hearing loss.
  • Remembrance: As a gourmand Johnny Apple loved it all, and he loved it in enormous amounts.
  • To strongly desire to swing from the pole on the rear foot plate of a bus. Words for significant moments in life that have yet to be named.
  • Create your own ambient theme song.
  • Kidnapped Austrian girl to purchase captor's home, give his mother visitation rights.
  • Booker Prize's winner's mother hiding out in northern India village, too nervous to hear the results.
  • There is a big difference between someone who commits suicide in depression and someone who commits suicide because they have been ideologically brainwashed.
  • Army recruit. Army want you join. You join, yes?
  • Alternatingly obvious, questionable, and interesting origins of rock band names.
  • Mp3s of great moments in radio history: Messages left for Morrissey; Sex Pistols diss Elvis; Ken Sims wins.
  • Excerpts from Gotcha! The 500 Best Practical Jokes for Amputees.
  • Slate announces Fall Fiction Week and, surprise surprise, it's a wet dream for the big names and those who market them.
  • Africans elsewhere accuse South African companies of imperialism.
  • Many telephone hacks, including free international calls.
  • U.N. to soon pass judgment on Kosovo's status--Serbian province, or independent state.
  • Rice: No attack planned, but prepare for nasty sanctions; North Korea: Back off, or war.
  • To stop North Korea from selling nuclear materials, U.S. must get real politiky with China and Russia.
  • Kim Jong Il may be a narcissist, but he's no moron.
  • Carter: We must not allow North Korea to believe they are permanently excluded from the international community.
  • Forum on why nuclear disarmament became non-vogue and how to bring it back. (Also, conservatives on what we should do next.)
  • If you want to get with Jennifer Grey and Lea Thompson, toss away that copy of Das Kapital, comrade. Movies that can make you conservative.
  • Though greeted with skeptical glances, Johns Hopkins study says 600,000 Iraqi civilians have died from violence since 2003.
  • Only 33 of 12,000 FBI agents have even limited proficiency in Arabic.
  • Self-assembling protein molecules can plug a bleeding wound in seconds.
  • Tight airport security and love between man and trumpet led to musician with broken arm.
  • Computers killed the cursive writing star.
  • Obesity in Scots born in 1932 linked to lower IQs.
  • Food scientist says 65 percent of overweight Americans don't realize how much they've been eating.
  • German government prosecutes anti-Nazi brand for displaying crossed-out swastika.
  • University of Chicago wants to shed its math-nerd image with a $100 million temple to celebrate its arts-nerd past.
  • Magazine editor undergoes sleek new redesign.
  • How to build your own cathedral.
  • Bears fans can now wear a season for optimism on their sleeve.
  • Pictures of Lucien Freud at work.
  • I don't give a damn for a man who can spell a word only one way. Mark Twain quotes for aspiring journalists.
  • Times folk prepare for new floor plans.