12 January 2010: Afternoon By The Morning News — 12 Jan 2010 The conservative case for gay marriage: It's family values, plain and simple. Gallery of handmade miniature depictions of natural phenomena. Fed finds record profits in 2009--$45 billion--but earns more risks down the road. West Point report finds that 85% of al Qaeda's victims are Muslims. Op: I built an army in Africa; here's how we should build one in Afghanistan. Former Guantanamo guard meets former captives after contact through Facebook. Interview with an anonymous Facebook employee on what you may not know about your data. I appeared to have breasts. Pendulous, malformed...breasts. Man takes steroids, suffers, writes book. Twelve of the worst "Taddeoisms" from Esquire's profile of Jay-Z. You are not a little teapot, honey. You've just got my hips. Moms taking children's songs literally. In case you didn't notice, shortlist and judges announced for the 2010 Tournament of Books. Increased chance of grown men wearing shorts. Christopher Niemann's illustrated personal 2010 weather forecast. Places to go and things to do in case you're a vegetable tourist; recipe for Carl Sagan's apple pie. Audio: New Radiolab episode goes into the minds of Animals. Proof that 10 years ago, Game Boy was taking CES by storm.