12 March 2007: Evening By The Morning News — 12 Mar 2007 BBC reporter believed to have been kidnapped in Gaza. Army's Surgeon General is latest casualty in Walter Reed shakedown. Now that radar has fallen into favor, National Park Service weighs opening up Bay Area lighthouses to the public. D.C. commemorates the 30-year anniversary of the Hanafi Muslim siege and Marion Barry's first big break. Israel has recalled its ambassador to El Salvador after he was found drunk and naked apart from bondage gear. Leisure inequality proves inverse of income inequality. In other words, being poor is a holiday. Whether because of pride, education, or religion, blacks and other minorities more likely than whites to choose aggressive care for dying family members. You still won't bother to see obscure Czech animator Svankmajer's films, but at least now you know what you're missing. Recipe for Pepto-Bismol ice cream, Mylanta mint in time for St. Paddy's Day. Local German government surprisingly inefficient when it comes to revoking Adolph Hitler's citizenship. Britain sees future of medicine in maggots; scientists see history of mankind in pubic lice. Sad their Lordi attention is over, Finland looks to re-elect Klingon to Parliament.
