12 March 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 12 Mar 2008 Voters wonder: If Clinton and Obama both claim they're winning (or that the other is losing), who's (more) right? More than nine in 10 African Americans voted for Obama, while seven in 10 whites backed Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton. "She never managed a foreign policy crisis." Former member of the Clinton administration rebuts ad; Obama goes after Ferraro. America's largest labor union organization will devote $53 million to defeating McCain--no matter who gets the other nomination. Following the resignation of the top U.S. commander in the Middle East, fretting mounts over war with Iran. The theory of "A Boy Named Sue" and whether other bad names might get you pummeled. Making the case for consensual incest: German courts consider reconsidering. One in four teenage girls has an STD; among young black women, it's almost one in two. How to open your own brothel, with lessons gleaned from the Emperors' Club. May Pang, John Lennon's one-time concubine and--it turns out--a photographer, delivers evidence of his "Lost Weekend." SXSW: Laurie Lindeen will be at the Rock Memoirs panel with Andrew Loog Oldham, others. "Reading your review was like being sprayed with hot shit." Critics recall when those criticized strike back. Man returns book to library 100 years past due.