12 May 2008: Morning By The Morning News — 12 May 2008 Why Clinton was the best thing that could have happened to Obama's campaign. The new way of measuring sucess: We spy more so we can prosecute less so we can spy more. A theory about why locusts swarm: to avoid being eaten by each other. Scientists know better than you, because they're scientists--just look at vaccines. A highly varied list of popular culture's best and worst mother figures. Penthouse branches out--to a Christian dating service. In his talon, the eagle is holding a clutch of arrows. This symbolizes the growing problem of Indian litterbugs. The symbols on Jack Handey's flag. Tonight in D.C.: Laurie Lindeen reads at Olsson's Books and Records. Detroit residents oppose demolition of former Tiger Stadium, break and enter to show their love. Related: From 2007, stories from the fans who bought pieces of the St. Louis Cardinals' former stadium. Video: Wii Lebowski (watch the original scene here). "Whatever he's doing in there, I'm sure it's genius." Michel Gondry's newest project draws interest on all sides. So really: How do you make a bong out of a human skull?
