12 October 2007: Afternoon
By The Morning News
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Military officials seek workaround plans--while silently cursing the House--in case Turkey withdraws logistics support for Iraq.
Russia threatens to back out of 1987 anti-nuke treaty if it isn't expanded to include more states.
Myanmar's PM--already too sick to participate in recent crackdown--dies at age 59.
After undocumented Hispanic workers get the boot, Smithfield Ham Co. finds American citizens are whiny, inconsistent replacements.
Outlining the $216 million rebuilding plan for New Orleans.
Study: "The legal status of abortion has never dissuaded women and couples, who, for whatever reason, seek to end pregnancy."
Tragic end to bondage session leaves questions of consent, negligence, misunderstanding, and murder.
"We have an extended hallway, and the sales reps sit there now without anything except maybe Styrofoam cups filled with M&Ms." Minnesota caps gift-giving to doctors at $50 a year.
Poor bdelloid rotifer, nothing but itself and two copies of the LEA gene to play with for 80 million years.
Colombian reality show goes down the tube when contestant wins by confessing to attempted murder.
In this week's Non-Expert, Eric Feezell reveals why fortune cookies ought not lead to increased romaine lettuce consumption.
Toblerone craving depends on bacteria flora.
Sardinian farms on strike in Rome aren't touching chocolate or anything else.
If people look like their pets, do they also look like their breakfast?
