13 April 2006 By The Morning News — 13 Apr 2006 Gone hooping: Post-Rooster haze means we need a day off; see you on Monday! New York's currently: cock-a-hooping! Iran won't back down "even one iota"; U.S. says "it's time for action." Sectarian violence sends thousands of Iraqi Shiites fleeing their homes. Retired generals call for Rumsfeld to stand down. Close final match in the 2006 Tournament of Books declares a winner--and the winner's very proud! MIT fraternity accused of robot hazing. Analyzing rank TV talk about Duke lacrosse. TMN's Choire Sicha visits Jared Paul Stern while he directs press from his Catskills cottage. With profound faith in our cause and our mission, now and forever! Letter from Hugo Chavez to Carlos the Jackal. By ordering sushi you may be supporting the Moonies. A short guide to eating several steaks a day in Argentina. The Lee brothers' solution to spring dinners: big meat. Video: The meaning of Christmas, or why children no longer read books. "Stupid" comics of yesteryear reviewed. Terrorist networks use campuses to replace training camps. ATF agents bust ninja leaving campus ninja/pirate event. Missouri town's generosity enjoyed by couple who never had sextuplets after all. Online games rated for good experience. Interview and history of Edward Gorey's involvement with Mystery! Michael Jackson may soon sell his Beatles songs to Sony. Video: If you're thinking of umpiring for a career, consider school.