13 February 2003 By The Morning News — 13 Feb 2003 New York's currently: not anxious at all, no not one bit great thanks One: Weapons inspectors find an Iraqi ballistic missile program violates U.N. mandates prohibiting Iraq from building missiles. Two: International Atomic Agency sends North Korea's nuclear missile program to the U.N. Security Council. Three: India tests cruise missile, freaks out Pakistan. Love this: In retaliation to France's stance against war, Republicans want Evian and Perrier banned, plus 'bright orange warning labels' on French wines. New Yorkers worry about terrorism, but most (we're guessing) didn't buy the duct tape. Video of a crab being sucked into a pipe. Related: Dictionary of sea terms. Hundreds of thousands of dollars missing from city foundation that received rebates from tobacco companies for cigarettes bought with public money and sold to inmates at Rikers Island. The Onion: Who could you take in a fight? Steven Wright: One of my nephews. O: Are they older or younger than you? SW: He's 6. The Onion asks, Who could you take in a fight? Nelson Mandela paints and sells pictures of his 27 years in prison on Robben Island. Stamp collecting is can be gay. Amanda Hesser on how to dine right for Valentine's Day, while subtly suggesting you should stay home. TV show featuring a Chinese artist eating a stillborn baby doesn't go over well in the U.K. Portraits by Henri Cartier-Bresson. Do not purchase a car from the government previously owned by drug dealers, who may have stashed 38 pounds of weed in the back. Simpsons writers list their favorite episodes, all but two pre-1997.
