13 February 2007: Afternoon By The Morning News — 13 Feb 2007 The way our brains treat faces differently than other objects may be the same reason we see faces in our potato chips. "You can find out many things if you know someone's mother's name." In Chad, a witch doctor's work is never done. The blind say hybrid cars pose a threat because they're too quiet, and want the auto industry to add some noise. CNN reports that CNN did not stage Nigerian hostage story. Bill Cosby's terrier wins at Westminster. Some Iraqis use Google Earth to evade death squads. White House serves up evidence of Iran's meddling in Iraq, but few are buying it this time around. Investigators take DNA samples of Florida restaurant fish, discover the catch of the day is often not what's advertised. Not sure what to get your Valentine this year? Eric Feezell has the answer: a wolverine. The Onion: "Ping-Pong Rules Adjusted For Girlfriend." The World's Best Ever [blank] at The World's Best Ever.
