13 July 2010: Morning By The Morning News — 13 Jul 2010 Only 28,000 of 1.5 million displaced Haitians have moved into new homes. First-person account from one of Sunday's attacks in Uganda. Military rule 2.0: Now that the Cold War's over, militaries achieve coups behind the scenes. Over the last ten years, I've watched Zimbabwe become a country honey-combed with silence. Total of bribes paid by Afghans in 2009: roughly $1 billion, almost double the amount in 2007. Op: Palestinian national unity is dissolving; younger generation can envision a one-state--Israeli--future. British politician Mark Reckless apologizes for being too drunk to vote. Profile of a Kentucky town where half the population is obese, and fast food provides local entertainment. Slideshow: Collector buys signs from homeless people. Bob the Builder beats Tony Robbins--"interrogative" self-talk (can I fix it?) beats "declarative" self-talk (I will fix it!). The greatest invention of the 19th century was the invention of the method of invention. Why ideas have sex. Story behind the only perfect guess on The Price Is Right, and whether it was too good to be true. Scientists suspect collider has found the god particle. See also: Ten-step survival guide in case you've swallowed the god particle. Self-proclaimed redeemed serial killer (and former postal worker) David Berkowitz conducts ministry by mail. Chromoscope: View the distant universe in a range of wavelengths. Twirdie: Golf game where you guess what's currently popular on Twitter.