13 June 2007: Afternoon
By The Morning News
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Internal U.N. report says U.S. has sidelined the organization's role in the Middle East, everything else going to Hell.
"If they were not used in Micronesia, they were definitely not used in the spirit of the way this was written." Boats earmarked for faith-based charity work wind up in the classifieds.
Anywhere from a quarter to half of overseas voters fail in their attempt to vote.
Don Herbert--the original Mr. Wizard--passes away, age 89.
Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents encourages early childhood accidents.
Inside a mildly gruesome master class on home butchery.
With 85 percent of its population sharing the same 100 surnames, China mulls ways to end the confusion.
Final exams mean final chances to lie, cheat, steal.
Inability of Quebecois kiddies to understand Shrek le Troisieme reveals the need to dub films on this side of the pond.
What's worse than seasickness is mal de débarquement, or the land sickness that follows.
In Korea, designated driving goes pro.
Oops: A little right-clicking reveals the CIA's secret budget.
Surprisingly, it's New York, Chicago, and L.A. that are keeping America's crime rate down.
South Dakota = Croatia State/country GDP comparisons.
Why it's women who ought to be investing our money.
Simon Kelner, the Independent's editor, lashes back at Blair.
