13 March 2002
By The Morning News
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Mugabe wins re-election in Zimbabwe; election denounced widely as fraud; South Africa says election is valid.
Israel continues offensive amid calls to cease attacks before arrival of U.S. envoy.
Nigerians flock to churches that worship money.
September 11th terrorist pilots' visas approved by INS.
France disapproves of cryonics, wants dead couple thawed.
Italian actor faces jail for using real sword outside Colosseum while posing with tourists.
Slate duping becomes game of media-insider Clue.
Trend tracking: trendy Brooklyn--Smith St., Bedford Ave., Greenpoint--called played out, dead, over.
Successful octogenarians--Julia Child, Saul Bellow--don't claim wisdom, except for knowing themselves.
Gore finds bluster in beard, takes Bush in hand during fish, risotto dinner, curses op-ed dismissals and Texan charm.
Lavish European art fair suspected of fraud by police. [surprisingly good read though no story within style]
In order to win elections, Democrats have to get as nasty as Republicans.
