13 May 2005 By The Morning News — 13 May 2005 New York's currently: canceling its caller ID, making life so unpredictable Stone wall collapses on Henry Hudson Parkway, buries cars, but injures no one. U.S. Army says recruitment at its worst since 1973 and soldiers in Iraq want reversal in policy to let women serve in combat. D.C. police weren't told fighter jets were deployed over Washington to intercept an errant Cessna--area residents might prefer the military not shoot such planes down. Anti-American protests spread across Afghanistan, though nobody is yet sure why. Forced into Mowgli when you want to be Dopey: Man remembers playing characters at Disneyland in the '60s. Rejected "Love Is…" comics. Greil Marcus on the importance of Dylan's "Like a Rolling Stone." When somebody has a problem with their rotisserie baseball team, they call Bob Watson. Remix Penguin audio books. More about madeleines than Proust ever knew. Concerns over shuttle safety prompt NASA to consider other space travel options. Attention professional athletes: You don't want that single-digit jersey for the pressure--or the lawsuits. My daddy says I'm too old to believe in Santa. Please come to our house of Christmas Eve and put the fear of God into him. Yearly Christmas letters to Christopher Walken. Free books. Lots and lots of free books in text files. Looking forward to moving to the Lower East Side.
