13 November 2008: Morning
By The Morning News
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Treasury Dept. changes bailout focus from banks to consumers, whose banks won't lend them money now anyway.
With $290 billion of the bailout plan already committed, independent oversight still isn't in place and no monitoring reports have been filed.
"Unless some insider got all of this down on paper, I figured, no future human would believe that it happened." Lewis from Liar's Poker predicts the end of Wall St., worse than it ever was.
Feeling a post-election low with no data to gorge on? Sprint delivers all; who knows why.
Hoax McCain consultant, responsible for Palin's "Africa is a country" rumor, was outed months before the media sucked up his stories.
Together now, a sigh of relief: It's not going to be Lieberman! Which minority group will win the White House next?
There was no watershed moment for immigration policies this election; troublemakers have taken over the minutemen.
Meet the presumptive White House press secretary, who's willing to venture where few dare: the blogs.
Gallery of Nissan concept cars from 1956...to the future!
As a New Yorker, you're already used to living in ridiculously small quarters--now you can live that way wherever you may dwell.
Writers have cats; we know this because their bios never omit this fact.
Photo: Catnapping next to godliness.
