13 October 2006
By The Morning News
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Now that the Dow is breathing down 12,000's neck, why are we still saving up for new shoes?
Italian sociologist to go under his rock and not come out; insert other academics jokes here.
McBride cheaper than a Big Mac.
Suspicions High Times editors have infiltrated CNN headquarters, implanted stories.
Tips for internet snooping on the guy you met last night who's probably not a divorced friendless child molester, but who knows?
Homage to Andreas Gursky's "99 Cent Store," as created inside "Grand Theft Auto 4: San Andreas."
A Jasper Johns and a Willem de Kooning net $143.5 million for a David Geffen.
Vehicles in Tintin comics compared to their real-life counterparts.
Nonverbal harassment succeeds with Microsoft's Paint program.
Photographers respond: How do you capture the Amish, who believe being photographed violates the second commandment?
A photo tour of Pixar Studios.
Nobel Peace Prize awarded to Muhammad Yunus, founder of Grameen Bank, well-known for lending money to the least well-off.
Attacks in Baghdad surge again, where you really don't want to be a garbageman.
Israeli universities ban Palestinian students; Israeli ambassador to Australia says their countries are white sisters amid "the yellow race."
Sacramento's large population of immigrant Slavic evangelicals aren't going to rest until you renounce your gay self.
GOP withdraws funds from races it can't win and concentrates on saving seats in Ohio, Missouri, and Tennessee.
"Except for my wife and family, that is my favourite photo," said Mr Rumsfeld.
Bush has a new word, and it's unacceptable.
As he planned, Stephen Colbert has become the sort of audience-wielding TV autocrat he can't stand.
Universal Tube and Rollerform Equipment Corp really wishes its website wasn't utube.com.
Op: The world's divided into copers and fixers, and concerning Iran, it's a mess we can cope with. (Also, seven questions about The Week of North Korea.)
Interactive map shows how Cory Lidle's plane crashed into a building.
Ten best blocks in New York City.
Alcoholics Anonymous ignored in lieu of scientific approaches on how not to get drunk.
You are so beautiful, I can't live without you; I love the way you sparkle. Shopaholicism is a real disorder, and it makes you talk to jewelry.
The Big Lebowski Phonetic Alphabet. See also, Mary Worth comic reenacted by fans.
Videos of savants; Mp3s from worst comedy album of all time.
As part of his financial planning, jobless man robs bank in order to go to jail.
Pumpkin recipes, 30 ways to eat a pumpkin, and how to carve a pumpkin in 3-D.
Problem: I hate feeling so cold when I get out of the bath. Urawaza: Sucking on an ice cube right before you emerge from a warm bath helps you feel warm longer.
Fictitious candidates in your district need help getting elected this fall!
Turkey's E.U. bid further complicated by new French law against denying the Armenian genocide.
Nobel-winner Pamuk is a postmodern magician, not a political spokesman; "This is not a day for politics for me," he says, though you can bet it is for the never-winning Roth.
The mainstay of Auster's literary career is the subject of literary careerism.
