13 September 2005 By The Morning News — 13 Sep 2005 New York's currently: none too pleased the sunlight is disappearing Forty-five bodies found in a New Orleans hospital, though corpses are harder to come by than anticipated. The levee damage in New Orleans is much worse than we thought, say Army engineers. In Guantanamo, 128 detainees now on hunger strike. No one's talking about it (except Solid Waste magazine), but downtown New Orleans is sitting on a Superfund toxic landfill--info the EPA is happy to hush. A Prarie Ho Companion. T-shirt maker sued by Garrison Keillor. Michael Brown forced to resign from FEMA by--see it coming? see it?--the blame game. What should we worry about now? Abuse of FEMA's poor money management skills. Los Angeles loses power after electrical workers snip wrong wires. Hey: New Yorkers vote today for primary candidates. Does Bush care about black people? 67 percent of whites say yes, 72 percent of blacks say no. Rioting in Northern Ireland this weekend blamed on Protestant loyalists. Op: Asking John Roberts about Jen and Brad may be the only way to hear the truth. A hundred pets shipped from Louisiana to California, with 3,000 more on the way. Booker-list authors condemn Turkey for threatening to imprison Orhan Pamuk for "denigrating national identity." Long, pleasant read: Are self-help books moronic and doomed, or can they deliver us to our better selves? What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? Magazine of "Christian unrest" chooses top 10 offensive religious jokes.
