14 April 2003 By The Morning News — 14 Apr 2003 New York's currently: going up to 65 Canadian scientists crack genetic code of SARS, hopefully to speed development of tests for the disease. Related: Hong Kong tourism board runs unfortunate ad. Bouncer at Guernica dies after asking two patrons to extinguish their cigarettes. Shortly after the beginning of the war, Sony applied for a trademark on 'shock and awe' for use as a video game title. FTC opens 'do not call' registry to be implemented in July. (NY already has one, in case you didn't know.) Statue falling in Baghdad makes great symbolism on TV, but looks awfully unimpressive from the ground. French nuns find ethical means to invest in the stock market. Seen what seems like an acrobat on crutches around Union Square? That's the amazing Bill Shannon. Good review of Body Work, new short fiction by Hollis Seamon. Famous graves in New York. Iraqi Jews constitute the largest Iraqi presence in New York City. Soldiers do Austin Powers impressions in Saddam's love shack. Masked wrestler wins assembly seat in Japan. Report card on email war profiteers, including a new spin on the Nigerian scheme. Close friend of the Bush administration and evangelist Frank Graham has missionaries ready to roll into Iraq. Everything that is sushi in New York. Michael Kelly's articles for the Atlantic Monthly. Manhattan Users Guide is consistently impressive for local use. Mars to get closer than ever in 2003.