14 December 2006: Afternoon By The Morning News — 14 Dec 2006 Somalia's Islamists and Ethiopia, with tacit U.S. approval, prepare for war. Turk vs. Greek Survivor turns centuries-old belligerence into ratings gold. With Democrats' grasp of the Senate relying on the thinnest of margins, control of the chamber hinges on Johnson's health. Op: How did I end up on the cover of this romance novel? By Duncan Larksthrush. World to be shocked if Dr. Kevorkian doesn't soon do what he does best? Forrester's claim that your iPod should be locked up is contested, suggested to be less than fascinating. Starbuck's new marketing strategy asks "Is the coffee cup of human kindness half full or half empty?" Mayme Agnew Clayton's collection of African-American history seeks a museum. The street art show you'll only see from today through Sunday, sponsored by the Wooster Collective. Photographs of cows. Did the tenor stalk off stage at La Scala because three men made karate chop motions at him? Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen beneath the Pirates of the Caribbean. Forty best celebrity rumors. Egg recipes based on contemporary composers. Calculate the calories and fat in your Chipotle burrito and vow to start eating at McDonald's.
