14 February 2005 By The Morning News — 14 Feb 2005 New York's currently: what rhymes with "saffron" Shiite alliance wins by a slim margin in final Iraqi election results. Related: It's not the government the U.S. would have predicted, and it's Iran's closest ally. The drones set off a national newspaper frenzy in late December over whether the country was being visited by UFOs. For the past year, unmanned U.S. aircraft have been searching for nuclear activity in Iran. Howard Dean gets behind the wheel of the Democratic Party, promises not to wreck it. Have you seen "The Gates" in Central Park yet? Here's the best places to gaze. And: Twenty-five years of saying "no" to Christo. See this now: College student takes stack of bad essays, adds his own grades and comments. Who loves the '80s? Everybody does, but not enough to open their wallets for it. Photos: When bad dancing and great Photoshopping cross paths. Man opens fire in crowded Hudson Valley mall yesterday, wounds two. Carib leaders upset over cannibalism element in Pirates of the Caribbean sequel. Potentially more aggressive form of HIV shows up in New York City. A fascinating biographical David Bowie site. Neo-Nazis cause stir with "funeral march" during Dresden anniversary ceremonies. The FCC received at least 31 complaints from offended Super Bowl viewers, two of whom thought Paul McCartney wasn't any good. Happy Valentine's Day, from the Underminer.
