14 February 2008: Morning
By The Morning News
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Our road will not be easy... Take away Obama's stirring rhetoric, and the message that's left is disheartening.
While Hillary was canvassing San Antonio, endorsing hot peppers, the mayor was endorsing Obama.
Texas businessman with "Kennedy-straight teeth" claims he's JFK's love child.
Congressional earmarks are due, and lawmakers have set up online forms so voters can choose their bacon.
"He thought I smelled like a traveling carnival." Sales of women's fragrances plummet, trade group blames user error.
For couples whose weather is crisp, celebrate Valentine's Day with a "smitten," the mitten for two.
Videos, in this order: The trailer for Be Kind, Rewind, and director Michel Gondry's version.
"I have always been inspired by the films of Goddard [sic], Visconti, Passolini [sic], and Fellini... Madonna directs a movie.
The cost of the writers' strike: upwards of $3 billion--that includes the cost of hiring people to roll out red carpets.
With anxiety, writers return to work; Jimmy Kimmel distributes egg creams.
All fast food and no exercise for a month can lead to liver damage--or to a boost in cardiovascular health.
Two years after deliberation began, CDC confirms government trailers emit formaldehyde, pose health risks to Gulf Coast evacuees.
How Roger Clemens beat the odds and made his needle-wielding accuser out to be a sympathetic figure.
Mp3: The Houston Astros' psychedelic square-dance-ish fight song from the early '80s, "Go Go Astros."
