14 June 2011: Morning By The Morning News — 14 Jun 2011 JPM/Chase CEO reaches "uncomfortable truths" by suggesting regulation, economic growth aren't concurrent. "Everybody doing some Dodd-Frank preparedness work?" Comedy club searches for America's funniest compliance officer. Navy captain urges vigilance for the safety of the crew returning from bin Laden burial. After a Times story and more burn reports, manufacturer ceases sales of citronella gel products. Northwest wind-power operators furious over order to slow generation due to a hydropower surplus from melting snow. Video: Machine picks up semi-liquid materials; machine destroys everything. For months, Union Square's digital clock has been off by 40 minutes--many still don't know what the numbers mean. "If we thought it would take this long, there is not a chance on earth we'd have done it." Bono and the Edge open up about Taymor and Spider-Man. A second lesbian blogger has been revealed as a man--this time a retired construction worker from Ohio. Related: Tess Lynch on how our digital and terrestrial selves diverge--and only Google knows the truth. This is the myth of Ferris Bueller. It's portrayed as a universal story, when it's really not. University of Alberta med school dean lifts graduation speech from Gawande's 2010 Stanford address. Psychologist tracks children and killers to see what makes one grow into the other. An extreme optical illusion to puzzle over during lunch.
