14 March 2007: Evening
By The Morning News
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Sorry, socialites: the IRS isn't so forgiving when it comes to party dress deductions.
Prescription sleep medication labels soon to carry warnings about "complex sleep-related behaviors," like sleep-phoning, sleep-sex, and sleep-driving.
In Minnesota, some Muslim cashiers pass on scanning pork.
New Indian police uniforms aim to smell of citrus and flowers, not b.o.
Atlantic City's mayor sentenced to 40 months in jail for accepting bribes and scheming to have his rival caught in bed with a prostitute.
On a scale of 0-10, with 10 being the worst example, I think you'd find that Conrad Black is probably somewhere around 50. Kleptocratic CEO Lord Black faces his day in court.
Solve this quiz show question, and you're ahead of Britain's most brilliant minds.
Only a few hours left of Pi Day. (Mole Day has to wait until October.)
Damn: Signing packages for Ivy League business school grads nears $190,000.
One-third of Ireland probably wasted right now.