14 May 2002
By The Morning News
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New York's currently: extremely windy.
Edison Schools--a private company that runs public schools--faces financial crisis.
Bush nuclear reduction treaty is worth hoping for.
Bush's farm bill is lamentable.
Enron's chief auditor says he knew he committed a crime when he ordered the shredding.
A headline we wish we could reverse: Celine Dion destroys iMacs.
Jay-Z turns down Tribeca penthouse, following residents' posters decrying fear of 'lifestyle of knives, guns, and violence.'
Prep-school novelist, wearing white smock, fears credibility destroyed in topless Details spread, makes dinner date with McInerney and Easton Ellis.
Boy finds assigned essay too hard, gets suspended from school.
Onion editor Spiegel pokes at journalism students.
Neu York: The city redrawn under Nazi occupation.
When you just want to say: Oh shut up, please, you whining, ungrateful, ass-full of snot.
Surgeon Gawande talks about demystifying medicine.
Ornamental Corner Dolls: Apparently designed for children who prefer their friends mute, or adults who prefer dolls of children facing into corners.
